The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

by Larry A. Glanz
The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

by Larry A. Glanz

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Overview

THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR
(REVISED 2023 EDITION)

Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire.

www.UltimateBathroomBook.com

There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process.

Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some "real doozies". Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies.

The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features:

- Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form
- 60-plus full song parodies
- Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette
-Oodles of Fartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations
- The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us

...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!!

Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, "How to Start a Romantic Encounter", believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You'll thank us later.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9798369411056
Publisher: Xlibris US
Publication date: 01/02/2024
Pages: 248
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.56(d)

About the Author

Author. Educator. Road warrior. Bathroom enthusiast. Guest on Oprah. That is Larry Glanz in a nutshell.

Eighteen years as a traveling salesman forced him to visit bathrooms in many locations, mostly at the nutrition stores to which he sold vitamins, and witness all kinds of conditions and habits. His novel observations form the basis of The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor.

Larry, a Philadelphian by birth but student of the world by choice, studied marketing and management at two colleges in his hometown, where he resides with his wife, Kim. He has been a nutritional products salesman for over forty years. Larry's first book, How to Start a Romantic Encounter, was published in 1994 and earned him a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. His second book on relationships, Guy Gets Girl, Girl Gets Guy, was published in 2004.

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Table of Contents

Acknowledgments9
Preamble13
Introduction15
Chapter 1A Breath of Fresh Air25
Chapter 2Flush Now, or Blush Later33
Chapter 3A Time and a Place for Everything41
Chapter 4Cleanliness and Thoughtfulness Are Next to Godliness47
Chapter 5Addressing Issues of Towels and Toilet Tissues57
Chapter 6Give it a Jiggle ... Give it a Wiggle65
Chapter 7Behind Closed Doors71
Chapter 8Bathroom Etiquette Nursery Rhymes77
Chapter 9Bathroom Etiquette Song Parodies85
Chapter 10"Fartlett's" Unfamiliar Quotes135
Chapter 11Confuse-us Rules of Bathroom Etiquette143
Chapter 12The Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette151
Chapter 13For Gracious Hosts and Hostesses163
Chapter 14For Ladies Only171
Chapter 15For Men, Thoughtful Of Women177
Chapter 16For Food Handlers181
Chapter 17Techno-Jingles For Computer Geeks185
Chapter 18All About Pet-iquette195
Chapter 19Strictly Shower And Tub205
Chapter 20Don't Be Skittish ... It's Only Yiddish211
Chapter 21Bathroom Thoughts237
A Final Word245
Glossary Of Bathroom Terminology247
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