This memoir is number one in a three-part series navigating through abuse in many forms and realizing that my own family were imposters. What I knew for the first seven years of my life was nothing but twisted lies until I went into foster care at eleven when I learned the truth. I share my memories of childhood in all aspects. I share the great ones and I share the really traumatizing ones. I have also included some of my embarrassing childhood memories that will make you laugh and maybe even remember some of your own embarrassing moments.