Table of Contents
An Introduction 1
1 Feminism is Going to Ruin Your Life (In The Best Way Possible) 12
2 Women Don't Owe You Pretty. But… 22
3 You are the Love of Your Own Life 30
4 How to Break Up With Yourself 38
5 Refuse to Find Comfort in Other Women's Flaws 42
6 Are They Intimidating, or Am I Intimidated? 52
7 Stop Scrolling in the Mornings 60
8 Protect Your Energy 70
9 To Date or Not to Date 78
10 Maybe It's A Girl Crush; Maybe You're Queer 94
11 Love Sex, Hate Sexism…and Never Fake an Orgasm 102
12 If It's Not a "Fuck Yes," It's a "No" 110
13 "What Did She Expect, Going Out Like That?" 122
14 Women Do Not Exist to Satisfy the Male Gaze 130
15 Stop Putting People on a Pedestal 142
16 Life's Short-Dump Them 146
17 You Don't Have to Get Married (No, Really) 156
18 Stop Assuming 162
19 Accountability 170
20 Check Your Privilege 178
21 Let That Shit Go 190
Glossary 198
Acknowledgments 201
About the Author 202
