Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring... (shudder).

Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue.

Zipper bag is 5”x9” with a 2” gusset.